Section 3 - Picard
The greeting of Picard is "'Hello,' says Picard."
The generic positive of Picard is "yes".
The generic negative of Picard is "no".
The generic adversative of Picard is "er".
The generic confrontational of Picard is "ensign".
Rule for refusing comment by Picard when the noun is the as:
say "'Curious,' he says, tugging his shirt back into place.
Picard was supposed to be interested in archaeology, now I recall. But alien stuff, right? Yeah."
[Sam suggested some reference to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3rFNbSKpEE .]